September 12, 2007

I have a new way to discourage/entertain folks. It’s called “Carring.” Allow me to demonstrate:

Solo: “Lackey, what are you eating?”
Me: “It’s a donut that I put in to a tortilla with melted butter, cinnamon and sugar.”
Solo: “Is it any good?”
Me: “Well, it’s no Appalachian State…”

It’s brilliant, see! I can use it anywhere.

Walter: “What grade did you get on your Equipment Management project?”
Me: “Well, it’s no Appalachian State”

Utilitarian statement!

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